“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” Bernard Manning No problem we have compiled a list of quotes that are sure to make you look deep, thoughtful and soulful (just don’t let them know you ripped them off from famous people). Perhaps being the jokester isn’t your thing. One girl commented, “we had grandma for Christmas dinner.” The little girl’s eyes grew wide. A little girl was talking with her friend’s after Christmas.The family waited and waited, until the boy finally asked his mother, “if I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won’t he know that I’m lying?” “Thank you for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, and even the cranberry sauce.” Then he paused. He then began to thank God for the food.The family bowed their heads as he began… “thank you God for Mommy, Daddy, Grandma, and all my aunts and uncles”. A seven-year-old boy was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner.
Seeing only small ones she called over a clerk and asked, “excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?” The man replied, “No, madam.
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